ok guys so i just had a breakthrough
so in the beginning of the song pompeii by bastille it sounds like theyre saying eheu a bunch of times well eheu is latin for ‘alas’ or ‘oh no’
and iM STILL LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE ITS CALLED POMPEII AND MOUNT VESUVIUS DESTROYED THE FUCKIN CITY OF COURSE THEY WOULD BE SAYING OH NO
steve rogers and bucky barnes get together and swear like sailors as the other avengers look on in horror
can you imagine them during a fight though
*bucky shoots something directly to the left of steve’s head* ‘BUCKY WHAT THE FUCK YOU ALMOST SHOT ME YOU SHITNUGGET’ (but they both know he’s kidding because bucky does. not. miss. especially when steve’s life is on the line)
and bucky just responds ‘YOU MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING TRUST ME YOU DOUCHECANOE’
meanwhile tony is yelling over the comm that he has more important things to deal with right now than an existential crisis over the fact that american heroes that children have looked up to for decades say Very Bad Words
Sometimes, I think about the fact that the Teen Wolf fandom is so vocally shitty about Tyler Posey doing anything while praising Hoechlin and O’Brien for doing the most basic shit.
Tyler Posey got that fuckstick Jeff Davis to actually acknowledge that Scott and Melissa are canonically Latinx, and supports people of all ages, but especially young people, writing fanfiction about the show.
But fucking assholes in this fandom respond that he’s a PR embarrassment because he said ‘these kids’. I forgot, Teen Wolf is only for older people, and fandom doesn’t include teenagers at all.
God, just take your blatant racism and fuck off. Write more embarrassing posts that excuse all your white favorites, fictional and real, while only shitting on the MoC lead of your favorite show and pretend it’s not because you’re prejudiced fucktrumpets.
"He likes to hold his own feet." -110110
This is cuter than it should be :3
A video game that lampshades the player’s ability to revive after death and incorporates it into the setting:
"I don’t know what planet you’re from, kid, but here on Earth people stay dead.”
And they do. NPCs that are killed stay dead. You experience loss over the course of the plot until one of the first NPCs to die shows up again, laughs, and says,
"It’s a bit different than back home, isn’t?"
And turns out to be the Big Bad.
Even better, make everything broach upon the Fourth Wall. The protagonist can hear background music, glances at the camera and mutters about being watched, and, best yet, whenever a decision is made that contradicts the protagonist’s personality, the protagonist tries to resist the decision, only to obey the player’s will.
Sinister music starts to play and and the protag stiffens and starts muttering “shit, shit, shit, shit, something’s coming, where’s it coming from? Shit-“
rinko kikuchi for the 13th doctor
charlie hunnam for her companion
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